d. The untold real story behind Santa Claus is that he is really bigfoot; that explains why no one has ever seen him on Xmas eve and how he has so eluded everyone all these millenia by such inhuman stealth and animal cunning..Pull away his fake beard and silly red hat, and children will be exposed to the most hideous half human / half gorilla countenance they can only imagine in their worst nightmare!The "gifts" that he (it) brings are his creaturely way of apologizing for scaring the be-Jesus out of everyone he encounters in the woods as he forages about for god knows what?! ...toilet paper (hung, curled the "right way"!) Its a very sad story -- (anon)
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Santa is BigFoot -- scaring the bejesus out of...
First off, Santa is real, but not in any way you would imagine.His is not a pretty story; in fact, it is sad. Phantom of the Opera, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Beauty & the Beast come to min
d. The untold real story behind Santa Claus is that he is really bigfoot; that explains why no one has ever seen him on Xmas eve and how he has so eluded everyone all these millenia by such inhuman stealth and animal cunning..Pull away his fake beard and silly red hat, and children will be exposed to the most hideous half human / half gorilla countenance they can only imagine in their worst nightmare!The "gifts" that he (it) brings are his creaturely way of apologizing for scaring the be-Jesus out of everyone he encounters in the woods as he forages about for god knows what?! ...toilet paper (hung, curled the "right way"!) Its a very sad story -- (anon)
d. The untold real story behind Santa Claus is that he is really bigfoot; that explains why no one has ever seen him on Xmas eve and how he has so eluded everyone all these millenia by such inhuman stealth and animal cunning..Pull away his fake beard and silly red hat, and children will be exposed to the most hideous half human / half gorilla countenance they can only imagine in their worst nightmare!The "gifts" that he (it) brings are his creaturely way of apologizing for scaring the be-Jesus out of everyone he encounters in the woods as he forages about for god knows what?! ...toilet paper (hung, curled the "right way"!) Its a very sad story -- (anon)
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