Santa's innermost thoughts can't be repeated out loud

Every year it seems that Santa is appearing earlier to visit with the masses. I had an encounter over Thanksgiving holiday at the world famous Hotel Del Coronado. I had that magic feeling when I spotted him walking down a hall and went over to say hello. For some reason he was being escorted by an ice princess that was taking him to his chair in the courtyard. So we managed to have a brief encounter and the things he said to me quietly in my ear -- oh Santa. I've been holding a wee grudge for many decades because he never delivered a live horse to me back in the day. He did manage to fill up my shelves with those plastic Breyer horses though. Gratitude.

digital santa ~ what next?

The current digital revolution is impacting the North Pole. Some evidence that the elves and the reindeer are breeching North Pole privacy and posting embarassing pictures of Santa. There were even some reindeer selfies discovered on Twitter until Santa's lawyers had them removed.

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